Friday Funnies Episode 4: Writing Fuel

We’re writers. We run on coffee and ideas… and the occasional cake.

Our uniform is primarily made up of flannel or “fuzzy,” and usually contains cartoon characters making rude gestures. Our “creative zones” are messy and cluttered, but we can find anything under anything in 2.5 seconds. There are sticky notes on our desks, folders, windows, and the bathroom mirror.

Did I mention the coffee?

If there isn’t enough sugar and creamer to make the spoon stand up, it’s not enough…

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Jittery fingers mean you type twice as fast… you make more mistakes, but that’s what revising and spell-check is for, right?

coffee funnies

Ever had someone secretly slip you decaf? Did you kill them?

coffee funnies

Sleep? What’s that!? Wait, I think Poe wrote about that one time…

“Sleep. Those little slices of death — how┬áI loathe them.”

coffee funnies

There are a lot of “necessary evils” involved in writing. Clients, computer malfunctions, writer’s block… coffee is definitely the most necessary.

coffee funnies

Written by Tori F.
I am a freelance writer and photographer with a wild imagination and inspiration in the form of my two minions (my children), a few feline familiars, and a view out my front windows of the wild West Texas canyons.